Funny Quotes

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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime:)

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals